Below are some fun thoughts that I collected.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If a person who plays the piano is called a pianist why isn't a person who drives a race car a racist?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Why do we drive on a Parkway but park on a Driveway?
Why do they call items sent by car or truck a shipment, but items sent by ships, cargo?
American mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
PRO is the opposite of CON. Americans have Progress and Congress
Politics: from "poly" which mean "many" and "ticks" which mean "blood sucking parasites"
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in the swimming pool?